I am at peace.

I am one with the sand.

I don't have any plans,

I have no place to be.

I am on vacation,

I am a beach bum.

Things have been crazy.

Times have been tough.

But none of that matters now.

Only the waves are looking rough.

I am a beach bum.

The sun is superb,

The sand feels so soft.

The few other people here are the life of the party.

The only thing missing is a beer in my hand and the friends that I miss.

I am a beach bum.

Wish I could stay longer, but I gotta go.

The sea is calling my name,

And I know these waves are gonna kick my ass, but I don't care.

Right now, in this moment, there is no place I'd rather be.

I am a beach bum.

So long...til next time.

(Get's up, runs off. Sign reads...)

Sorry, GONE SURFING!