A is for Annenberg, where the aesthetics are way better than the food. But hey, you can still pretend you go to Hogwarts while eating a salad with a few crickets.
B is for blocking, the demise of many freshman friendships.
C is for concentration, Harvard's pretentious word for major.
D is for Duck Tours, because everyone needs to duck out of Harvard at some point, and why not actually drive around Boston in a Duck!
E is for exercise, something that Harvard students barely have the time for.
F is for Felipe's, a Harvard student's basic diet.
G is for Gen Eds, which make Harvard students have "aesthetic", "ethical", and "empirical" reasoning, whatever that means.
H is for Head of the Charles, a weekend during which you can prove you go to Harvard by watching boats and getting free stuff!
I is for Ice: hopefully, it will be the temperature of your frozen yogurt at Pinkberry and not your hands in the middle of February.
J is for the John Harvard Statue: nobody touch the foot.
K is for the Kong: If you haven't had a scorpion bowl yet, what are you doing with your life?
L is for Lamonsters...smelly people...please take a shower
M is for the Mather Turkey, the Snap story famous creature.
N is for Noch's, the only pizza that tastes good both drunk and sober.
O is for the Observatory, a beautiful place to visit at night and a much better way to learn astronomy than getting a C in some class
P is for Primal Scream...you know what I am talking about.
Q is for Quadded, something that nobody wants
R is for Reading Period, the saddest week of all time.
S is for Sledding: grab that Annenberg tray and hurt your butt slidding down the Widener Steps.
T is for Tourists: Get out of my damn way. I'm late for LS1B in the Science Center
U is for Undergrad, the low man on the totem pole when it comes to Harvard.
V is for Visitas, the weekend that started it all...or the weekend that made you questions why you wanted to come here in the first place.
W is for Widener, the prettiest library eva.
X is eXams, where you pull those all nighters and hopefully bust out a B.
Y is for Yuck Fale: #9peat.
Z is Zinnekens, the best waffle place around.
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