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The 6 Target Aisles Where You Might Find Your Soulmate

For some of us, Target is the love of our lives.

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The 6 Target Aisles Where You Might Find Your Soulmate
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Target. The store of our dreams. The place we -think- we can't live without. Who is to say that we can't meet the person of our dreams there as well? There is a couple ( and I am SURE many others) that actually met at a Target. The woman mentions they met at a target when they were both in college. Total goals. I bet they drag their kids throughout the store now.


Here are 6 aisles you just might run into the man/woman of your dreams!

*cue the romantic music*

1. The pet aisle

For many of us, owning a pet with an S.O. is literal GOALS. Finding someone in this aisle saves you the time of asking them about their views on pets later down the road. So maybe he only has one dog right now... when you guys are settled down, the number can always multiply.

2. Books/Music aisle

Not only is it significant to find the person of your dreams in this aisle, but if you find them in the same section, you already have a shared interest in reading material or music. I would probably pass out if I saw a boy looking at the collection of 70s Rock CDs.

3. The candy aisle

First impressions are important, and when you meet the person of your dreams in this aisle, it is likely they will remember which candy you picked up. Meeting them in this aisle = an S.O. that knows your favorite candy for a pick-me-up. If he finds you shoving your face with sweets attractive, he is a keeper.

4. The feminine products aisle

You have to be careful with this one. A boy is in this aisle for two reasons: He either the BEST boyfriend ever ( taken, steer clear) or he is the sweetest brother or son. If you can find a SINGLE man in this aisle, hold onto his pure soul for dear life (maybe not the first time you meet though, that would be pretty weird).

5. The seasonal aisles


Dating is all about finding someone to build a future with. Running into a person who already takes an interest in decorating for the holidays can only be a win-win situation. If he isn't ready to own a house with the best lawn decoration for Halloween, then he isn't the one for me...

6. The dollar/clearance aisle

Of course, this aisle made the list. I geek out every time I go through the dollar aisle/spot. The main reason I love it so much is the attractiveness of the prices. Finding a man who cares about money and quality ( I mean, he chose Target. Target = quality central) is finding a stable man for your future.


Shopping at Target does not always guarantee the chance to meet your soul mate, but it is a good place to start looking. Anyways, Target is great enough on its own. If all else fails, you will still have a wonderful relationship with the store itself. Target will never let you down and it will always be there for you.

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