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The 14 Reasons To Date A Thespian

I can be your Thespian lover anytime, honey.

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The 14 Reasons To Date A Thespian
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When it comes to dating, there are many types of people to choose from, such as doctors, lawyers, teachers, etc.. But when your honey is a thespian, you’ve got one of the best types. After all, all the world's a dating stage, or something like that.

1. We are good looking

Really really really ridiculously good looking, in fact.

2. We are great sweet talkers

Just like Les Mis, my love of pick up lines for you will never die.

3. We are patient

We wait hours, even weeks for callbacks, we got this patient thing down, well, sort of. Just don't test us during Tech week/Hell week.

4. We live for moments

Our audition slots are usually never more than 60 seconds — 16 bars of a song or a one-minute monologue. Our performances are little moments in time that we crave, just like our little moments in relationships with you.

5. We are passionate

We will put everything into our performance, just as much as a relationship.

6. We are the best Karaoke partners

What are we rocking the house down tonight with, honey?

7. We give the best gifts

Move over Oprah, it's thespians time to shine. We are silly, loving, and dramatic, which will equal to the best gift ever.

8. Movie night will not disappoint

Thank you, Netflix for the opportunity to educate our lovers on the arts. Heather's the Musical, anyone?

9. You’re pretty much dating a movie star

Pretty much.

10. You will be swooned

We will dedicate performances to you, and will sing a tune for you, too.

11. We are strong

Both physically and mentally, we are capable of feeling so much for our craft, and you, too.

12. Role play

It's a great time for all of us.

13. Free concerts

Whether it is in the shower, or a ticket to our show, you are always going to witness the greatest performance ever seen. You're welcome.

14. We are so dramatic

There is never a dull moment with us.

In all, you may have to put up with our strange friends, Hell week, PPD (Post-Production depression), and the cult-like bond we share , but I promise we are worth it.

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