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The 13 Types Of Guys

Can't live with them, can't live without them

Erika Nannery
Nov 09, 2015
University of Miami
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The 13 Types Of Guys

Being the crazy overthinking species that we are, girls always try to analyze guys' every action and dissect their every move. Ladies, it's time to realize that like it or not, there are 13 different types of guys in this world. There's no changing them and there's definitely no understanding them.

1. The hot guy that makes you feel special but is actually a not-so-nice boy if you know what I mean

2. The guy that tricks you into thinking he's a good one and acts like he's going to date you when he really has no intentions of doing so

3. The younger guy that thinks it's weird you're not into him (which is weird because why would you be into him?)

4. The loser that actually thinks he's too hot for you (which is funny because you were never into him in the first place)

5. The guy that you've ignored 7 times in a row but continues to persist anyways (honestly what is going on in his head?)

6. The guy that calls you a bitch when you reject him (ok.)

7. The guy that calls you "beautiful" instead of your name and kisses your cheek every time he sees you that kind of makes you want to throw up in your mouth a little

8. The guy that seems like a good boyfriend but secretly cheats on his girlfriend because he's an ass

9. The guy that openly cheats on his girlfriend because she lets him because she's stupid

10. The really great guy that we all want to marry in 10 years but refuse to let out of the friend-zone until it's actually 2025

11. The really cute, shy guy that you love but can't believe you're into him so he doesn't make a move

12. The hot quiet guy that stares but won't make a move

13. The guy that we all search for - the one that actually makes you his girlfriend and thinks you're beautiful instead of "hot"

It's time to stop analyzing their every move and accept guys for whichever type they are. You have 13 options, choose carefully.

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