1. The best friend
Your bff knows you better than anyone else. So, of course, they won't mind your 1 a.m. rambling about how much you love them and the fact that you will fight anyone who tries to say otherwise. They will also bring you coffee in the morning, so you can talk about everything that happened.
2. The Roommate
If for some reason your roommate isn't out with you, you'll probably send her a few texts during the night. These texts may consist of saying " you are the best roommate of my life, let's live together every year." " (insert inside joke). i luv you." "I am bringing that cute boy in my calc class back, get out of the room plz."
3. The crush
If you are normal you'll probably text your crush a few times, "accidentally" of course. Don't worry, he might think its cute instead of crazy.
4. The Ex
Speaking about boys you'll probably text your ex if you are unfortunate enough to have one. Whether your professing your love for them or professing your hate, you'll probably send them at least one message. Make it count, who knows they might actually respond this time.
5. That one random girl you know.
We all have that one girl in our contacts that for some reason knows where everyone is going or what bar got raided, etc. You will always text her, or at least you should, to make sure you know the next bar that you and your friends should hit up on your night out.
6. The Boss
Hopefully for some you will never do this. For some of you, you will. Don't worry most of the time they understand it was a mistake. But, it is always awkward walking in on Monday knowing that your boss knows you totally hooked up with that guy at the bar all night.
7. The Group Chat
For some reason you will feel obligated to send memes, pictures of yourself with the bouncer, and the sentence "Ya'll are my ride or die hoes" over and over again until someone responds.
8. Mom
Breathe. Compose yourself. And spell check 3 times, then send. The "Yes mom, I'm safe and on my way home now." text is probably the most challenging one of the night. Congratulate yourself with another shot after.
9. The Friend You Lost
Someone wandered off again, and it has become your job to find them. You will text them relentlessly all night until you finally show up in their room to find them passed out on their bed with only one shoe and a missing purse. Next time you should just call them, but you probably won't.
10. The HU buddy
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11. The Sober Friend
Not all of your friends can go out every weekend. If your friend is home you've probably sent them a few messages asking them if they can come get you at the bar, and get food. If they pull through, they will almost always takes numerous snapchats of your drunken behavior.
12. Your Ex Bff
Backstabbing? Selfish? Absolutely just the worst person in your contacts, who you should have probably blocked months ago? Not important. Ex-best friends are the gold mine of drunk texts. You'll apologize for the boy you stole from her freshman year and she'll apologize for the time she got all your friends to agree you smelled bad. But the next morning you'll both delete the conversation and pretend it never even happened.
Those are the 12 people that you will text during your night out. You will wake up hungover and embarrassed the next morning, but it was most definitely worth it.
