College is great; You're kind of an adult without having to do adult things, you can take classes that are interesting to you within your major, you meet a bunch of new people, and you have all new experiences. There are however, some parts of college that you cannot escape; the occasional all-nighter, the weight gain, the fear of sitting in the dining hall alone, and... the stereotypical guys that you will meet.
1. The Frat Guy
This guy believes that partying is not just a Saturday night occasion. He has a massive repertoire of sub-par pickup lines, and a love for his bros that is deeper than his love for any of the girls he is talking to. He will only text you after 10 p.m.
2. The Hipster Guy
If you call him a hipster he will get mad. He prefers "indie" or "minimalist." He prefers wine over beer, black-rimmed glasses over contacts, gourmet coffee over Starbucks, and artistic talent over athletics. There's a good chance he will have some form of facial hair and a man bun.
3. The Religious Guy
These guys are hard to find in some colleges but in South Carolina, there are plenty. They are at church every Sunday morning (70 percent of them still party with the frat guys Saturday night), and take their Bible to the dining hall.
4. The Athlete
This guy isn't hard to find. He usually differentiates himself from the crowd with his cordless Beats, hoverboard, obnoxious combination of your school colors, and painfully slow walk to class.
5. The Friend-Zoned Guy
This guy waits for you while you date all of the other guys on this list before you finally give him a chance. You will end up marrying him.
6. The "Always has an Internship" Guy
This guy seems like the next ten years of his life are planned out day by day. He is always dressed in business casual attire, and always has an internship.
7. The Computer Science/Engineering Guy
This is a guy you may have never seen with your own eyes before. He locks himself in the bottom of the library and studies for days on end for a test that is in three weeks. His definition of fun is a 14-hour "Star Wars" marathon. He probably wears the same zip up jacket and cargo pants every day.
8. The Meathead
If you go to the gym, you will 100 percent run into one of these guys. When he isn't pumping iron, he is drinking a protein shake. And he will probably hit on you if you are doing squats. He doesn't have enough athletic talent to be on the football team, but he makes up for it in bicep curls.
9. The Tinder Guy
This guy looks completely different than his picture, and is almost always socially awkward. If you pursue a Tinder guy, you will for sure have funny horror stories to tell your friends. But if their picture has a puppy in it, definitely pursue.
11. The Outdoorsy Guy
This guy always has his Chacos on, even when it is 30 degrees out. He never goes anywhere without his NorthFace or Patagonia backpack. He probably drives a truck with fishing poles in the bed ready to go.
College is about much more than finding your husband - it's about finding yourself! It is about creating amazing memories and friendships. Yes, you will always find the stereotypical guys, but there are also blends of the list as well! There is the outdoorsy guy with the man bun who is a computer science major. Maybe the frat guy was pressured into it by his friends and is really the religious guy. One thing to remember - stay away from the Tinder guy.
...unless there's puppy in his picture.
