Choosing between going out and staying in is perhaps the most difficult decision you'll make in college. I'd say it comes second only to the question of what you're going to major in or what you plan to do with your life when you graduate. The point is that it's a crucial choice; and like any crucial choice, it involves a lot of thought. 11 stages of thought, to be exact.

1. All day, you overhear people talking about going out.

2. And when you mention going out to your friends, you all decide it's a plan.

Yay for dranks.

3. But then you realize you haven't showered in three days.

4. And it's been even longer since you've shaved your legs.

Nice.

5. But long pants exist ... and so does perfume!

6. But then you remember your show's on tonight.

So conflicted.

7. You also have no idea what you would wear.

8. There's also that paper you have to write.

9. But you could always just do that when you get back, right?

It'll come out great and probably make perfect sense!

10. No, no, you shouldn't do that. You should try and be studious. That's what you're here for anyway, right?

Thumbs up for education!

11. But your friends will eventually get you to change your mind.

Because you knew you were going to go out anyway. Unshaven legs and all.