A list of everything that you were thinking when your relatives are asking you the same questions over Thanksgiving.

1. "Why aren't you dating anyone?"

Real answer: "Because no one wants to, OKAY?"

2. "How are your grades?"

"I'm trying my best okay! Apparently, it's not good enough for anyone."

3. "Is school going well?"

"If you would say the endless nights of no sleep, barely eating, and getting sick all the time."

4. "Why did you lose your scholarship?"

"College is hard."

5. "You got a tattoo?"

"Tattoo? What tattoo?"

6. "Oh! You got two tattoos?"

"Who is telling you these things?"

7. "Why did you spend so much money on food this semester?"

"Maybe because I'm human and hungry."

8. "Why do you have so many t-shirts?"

9. "You spent how much money on t-shirts?"

10. "Are you sure you aren't dating that boy?"

"As much as I want to, he apparently doesn't."

11. "Why can't you have a job, date your future husband, take 15 hours of classes, and be involved in everything like your sister?"

"I'm sorry that I'm not perfect."