Hi, y'all. It's Thanksgiving Day here. You might know me as Turkey Day or the Fourth Thursday in November. I've really been debating writing this because, you know, I'm supposed to be dedicated towards giving thanks and being grateful (I'm Thanks-giving, not Complaint-giving), but recently things have gotten out of hand and I need to speak up!
Recently, I have noticed a trend of Christmas season starting right after Halloween. Christmas music, decorations, memes and flavored coffees pop up at the beginning of November, which is MY MONTH. Why can't Christmas wait until after Thanksgiving to start celebrating? I have so much more to offer.
1. Thanksgiving is all about the food. I am an entire day set aside for cooking and eating. Does it get any better than that? Really?
2. November, in most places, is cold enough for a nice comfy sweater but doesn't require parkas like later in the year. Sweater weather is the best weather, therefor Thanksgiving is the best holiday.
3. Thanksgiving is such a noble holiday because you're reminded of all the things you have to be thankful for instead of being greedy over gifts or dressing up as a cat for the third year in a row (I'm calling you out, Halloween).
Please remember me. I feed you, I give you family, and I give you an excuse to nap. No other holidays can do that! Don't forget the whole reason you have a week off of school in November.
Love much,
Thanksgiving




























