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Ten Things To Think About As The Election Draws To A Close

To make things a little bit better.

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Ten Things To Think About As The Election Draws To A Close
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As this election comes to a close, here are some things to ponder.

1. The universe is unimaginably large, making all of this insignificant and pointless.

2. There might be aliens somewhere out there to annihilate us and just end it.

3. Or North Korea might just do it themselves.

4. That bridges are really high up.

5. That alcohol and other drugs exist.

6. That Trump and Clinton each have at most, judging by their lifestyles, about 10 years left to live. (Personal estimate)

7. That Bill Murray and Louis CK exist.

8. There's a shit load of space in Canada.

9. That if you're unhappy with the outcome of the election you can just buy a gun.

10. That Pixar is making an Incredibles 2.

And a little bonus one:

11. That Cheerios are gluten-free.




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