The best part about the coming of January means the return of TV shows we lost as the death of warm weather countered the metaphorical death of our hearts as our beloved shows ended. The most noteworthy show returning is Fox’s "New Girl," which premieres on Tuesday. If you’re in as much love as I am with the show, you’ve had to have had the discussion of which "New Girl" character you would be. And this is not a discussion taken lightly. Though you are thrilled that the show is returning with the relatable laziness of Nick and the lovable arrogance of Schmidt, you’ve probably determined that you relate most with Winston Bishop and here’s why.
1. You've been the single friend. A lot.
2. You've valued sleep over everything else, including other people's problems.
3. You've got a cat. And maybe his name isn't Ferguson, but you've still found yourself talking to this cat more than you do to actual people.
4. You do a lot more than necessary (sometimes even more than that), but you're committed.
5. Your world revolves around food. The only reason you leave the house is to eat.
6. When you like something, you really like it. Maybe even unhealthily. And you don't even have to be good at it.
7. You are terrible at small talk.
