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The 10 Most Thought-Provoking Jaden Smith Tweets

Thank you for your wisdom, Jaden.

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The 10 Most Thought-Provoking Jaden Smith Tweets
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Jaden Smith is a sage. Most people have come across his tweets at some point or another and probably laughed. However, what he says is meant to be taken seriously. Mr. Smith is more than just the brunt of some social media joke—he is quite literally the wisest man of our generation.

1. There Is No Nutrients in Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER

Jaden is clearly environmentally aware—a level of intelligence that most human beings this day in age lack. He is telling us, nay, imploring that we educate ourselves on the fact that we no longer get nutrients from our food, soil, or in our water.

2. You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!

What more can I say about this? What do we get? Nothing. Smith is clearly reiterating this fact. Our minds are just sponges that absorb too much water, so much so that we no longer absorb anything. Hey, I think I could tweet like Jaden. Maybe I'm finally on his level of intelligence.

3. Everybody Get Off Your Phones And Go Do What You Actually Wanna Do

You see this? He knows that we don't actually want to be on our phones. He can sense it. I highly doubt this tweet was written from his phone.

4. If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

Ah, yes. I see where he was going with this. If we just lower the bar and make everyone think they're smarter than they really are, our society will be much more intelligent. Anyone with eyes could see that. Thank you, Jaden.

5. People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now

But, really, what are we right now? We may never know. Humans are a myth. I could be a cactus, for all I know. I take comfort in the fact that Jaden Smith also doesn't know what he is right now.

6. "It's Your Birthday" Mateo Said. I Didn't Respond. "Are You Not Excited To Be 15" He Asked. Reading My Book I Uttered "I Turned 15 Long Ago"

Truly philosophical—Jaden is youngest old man that we know. He is wise beyond his years. He is omniscient.

7. When I Die, Then You Will Realize

This is deep. What will we realize? We won't know... Until he dies...

8. Dying Is MainStream #MONEY

Look, I was voted the class hipster in my senior class. Of course I will agree with Jaden Smith when he says anything is mainstream. I only wish I could live forever just like him, but then We Will Never Realize...

9. I Build Pyramids Constantly

Well, that explains all the pyramids in Egypt... and you all thought it was aliens.

10. You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands

By looking at my hands, I've discovered that Jaden Smith is a god.

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