All of us have taken math courses in our school careers, with some toiling through the complexities of the land of AP Calculus.
And after we've worked all year, we deserve to put that intellect to good use. No, I'm not talking about research or understanding new mathematical theories, but rather, jokes! Everybody loves a good joke! And a joke that makes you feel smart at the same time is comedic gold.
And so, I present to you: ten math jokes. Enjoy!
Why Should you never bring alcohol to a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive!
Parallel lines have so much in common. They have the same derivative, same shape. It's a shame they'll never meet!
Why was the parent function angry with its child?
It was stretched to its limit.
A teacher was scolding her students when they disobeyed classroom rules. She said, if I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times.
A large number of mathematicians walked into a donut shop. The first one asked for one donut, the second asked for a half, the third asked for a fourth, the fourth asked for a sixteenth, and so on. When the shop owner handed the group 2 donuts, the mathematicians got frustrated, and said, "come on man. Know our limits."
why do calculus majors never go to the beach?
Because they can get a tan by using sine and cosine, without the sun!
What is the derivative of Amazon's website?
Amazon Prime!
What is the volume of a disk with a radius of "z" and a height of "a"?
Pi x Z x Z x A = Pizza!
Why didn't sine and tangent go to the party?
Oh, just cos.
What's the derivative of a cow?
A Prime Rib!
