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26 Things A Teenage Girl Experiences At Target

Goes in to get milk, leaves with everything in the store except milk.

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26 Things A Teenage Girl Experiences At Target
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I know it’s not just me who thinks Target is the greatest place on earth. Need a few groceries? Target. Bored on a rainy day? Target. Target solves all problems and continues to prove to me that it is one of my favorite things to exist. If you can’t find me, check Target. My average shopping experience goes a little like this.

1. Okay, I only need to get a few things.

2. Let’s just grab a cart that way I can fit more stuff in it.

3. Ooooh look bathing suits are out! Let me go look even though it’s January and 29°F.

4. Okay, I really need to get the milk and eggs I came here for.

5. Let me just stop and check the makeup. I bought mascara a week ago but I might need to try a new one.

6. *Leaves makeup aisle with a whole new set of makeup*

7. Well I’m passing the kitchen appliances, I might as well look. I’ll have a house someday.

8. Who knew pots and pans could be so interesting?

9. Ahh finally, the grocery section. Let me just grab the milk and eggs I came here for.

10. Well, I’m already 1/3 of the way through the store, I might as well just browse the whole thing.

11. I’ll go up and down all of the grocery aisles; I’m starting to get a little hungry so I should get some snacks.

12. Made it to my favorite part, the seasonal section! Nothing screams fun like on sale candy from past holidays.

15. Now I should probably go look at the electronics and cry over how expensive they all are.

16. And while I’m here I'll test out all of the Beats headphones, even though I know the same five songs they play.

17. Wow look at all of these televisions, so mesmerizing.

18. “Can I help you?”

19. “What? Oh no I’m all set” Man I have to stop spacing out while there is employees around.

20. I’m almost done with the whole store, how long have I been here? Oh right over an hour.

21. *Sees athletic clothing section* Wow I should start working out.

22. Shoes!!! Everyone loves shoes! Let me just look. I won’t buy them I just want to look.

23. Wow, these are in my size and they’re on sale! In the cart they go.

24. I guess I should go pay now since I made it back to the front.

25. “Your total is $138.47 today” Crap.

26. Well, at least, I got the milk and eggs I came here for. See you in a few days Target!

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