Because Halloween is clearly the superior holiday.
April is here and that means we are officially six months away from the best month of the whole year: October. It's not just the best because I was born in that month, but because it holds the best holiday of all time: Halloween. For those of us who love Halloween, the months leading up to October drag on. Here are 31 things Halloween lovers are thinking right about now.
1. Six more months until OctoberGiphy
2. Is it too early to start decorating?Giphy
The answer is no. Especially if you never took the decorations down in the first place.
3. Yes, I'm adding my Halloween playlist into my music rotationGiphy
Spooky music = spooky vibes
4. Why does everyone hate Halloween?Giphy
Clearly its the best holiday every
5. Who wants to have a Halloween movie marathon?Giphy
6. 3 a.m. is the witching hourGiphy
7. There should be two HalloweensGiphy
One isn't enough
8. Is it socially acceptable to wear my pumpkin sweater?Pumpkin Dancing GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYGiphy
Yes the answer is yes.
9. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BeetlejuiceGiphy
10. Candy corn is gross but also an actual moodGiphy
11. So I'm thinking a Halloween-themed BBQGiphy
12. What if I named my future child Wednesday?Giphy
That makes me Morticia, right?
13. Did you see that orb? I bet this place in hauntedGiphy
14. Was the Monstermash an actual graveyard smash?Giphy
Yeah it was.
15. Why are pumpkins not in season yet?Giphy
16. Who would win: Dracula or Frankenstein's monster?Giphy
The real question.
17. I need my halloween socksGiphy
18. He's JACK the pumpkin kingGiphy
KING OF THE PUMPKIN PATCH
19. Trying to stay calm when when October is 6-months awayGiphy
20. Ghosts are SO realGiphy
I say while watching paranormal shows for the 100th time
21. Everyday is HalloweenGiphy
22. On Wednesday, we wear blackGiphy
23. Lets get spookyGiphy
24. Mess with me and I'll put a spell on youGiphy
25. Where's my broomstick?Giphy
26. That's a bunch of Hocus PocusGiphy
When people say Christmas is better than Halloween.
27. Raise your hand if you ever felt victimized by people who start Christmas before HalloweenGiphy
We all know that one person.
28. The Halloween movie series is classicGiphy
29. I wish I lived in HalloweentownGiphy
Halloween 365 days a year.