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22 October 2022
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1. It just makes me happy.
SEROTONIN! WHOO! Bob's Burgers has the kind of humor that just makes your soul smile.
2. It's *totally* relatable.
Between each character and their unique personalities, it isn't hard to relate to any of them! Which one are you?
3. Its adult humor, but in a subtle way.
I know people from 12-45+ of age who watch Bob's Burgers and love it all the same. The jokes work on all kinds of levels, ranging from kiddo to adult.
4. There's a character obsessed with boys, specifically boys' butts.
Who doesn't love a good boy booty?
5. Wine is mentioned in almost every episode.
Who doesn't love a good wino? Wine has had a positive impact on my life, and I'm glad there's a show that demonstrates my appreciation for it.
6. They love and include *everyone*.
They're inclusive of all races, genders, sexes, and everything in between... and in the very best way, a respectful way.
7. They're totally a feminist forward family.
Repeat this manta at least three times a day in a mirror to unlock Tina Belcher Level Confidence.
8. They're accurate about life problems. #relatable
Who hasn't felt this way before??
9. They appreciate the value of family.
This show follows the ins and outs of the Belcher family, with all of the highs and lows in between. And trust me, there's a lot of twists and turns along the way.
10. They ask the *important* questions.
It's a valid question; what's your opinion on whether or not they get songs stuck in their heads? But seriously, who hasn't had those random questions run through their mind at least once a day?
Bob's Burgers is a show that I can just relax and enjoy. While there is an actual storyline in the show from beginning to end, you can jump into any episode and enjoy it, plus you can get some closure at the end of each episode with all of the day's ups and downs resolving in one way or the other.
It literally relieves my anxiety and stress when I get to just sit back and watch my show as I get transported to Wonder Wharf with my fave TV family, the Belchers.
1. You will have more energy!
Most people are under the assumption that the only drinks that can provide energy are the ones that contain caffeine. However, water hydrates your body and mind, allowing them to be refreshed and energized all throughout the day without any caffeine or sugary drinks.
2. You will feel full faster!
Drinking water is one of the easiest dieting tricks! By drinking a gallon a day, your body will be under the illusion that it is full longer and faster, so that you end up not eating as much and less frequently!
3. Your skin will start to clear up!
Now, drinking a gallon of water a day won't magically erase all of your pimples, but it definitely helps! Along with a proper skin care routine and no extra sugary drinks or foods, your skin should be in pretty good shape!
4. Workouts will be at least a little easier to get through!
Keeping your body hydrated is so important when exercising. If your body is well hydrated, you are less likely to get fatigued as quickly and not as likely to experience cramping.
5. Avoid unnecessary calories!
GiphyAnother beneficial diet tip is to not drink your calories! Drinking a gallon of water a day allows you to keep your calories for more yummy food.
1. Crazy Beans
If you want to travel back in time to a 50s style diner with fantastic food and fancy, hand-crafted coffee drinks, then Crazy Beans is a necessary stop for any Seawolf. Only about 10 minutes off campus, this restaurant features both a breakfast and lunch menu, great service, and is located within a very cute little village, right by a beautiful walking path and duck pond!
97 Main St, Stony Brook, NY 11790
2. Mario's Italian Restaurant
Mario's is a beautiful Italian restaurant located about 10 minutes from campus, featuring a fantastic menu of pastas, seafood, and mouth-watering daily specials. The wait staff is very attentive and the ambiance makes you believe you could be sitting next to Frank Sinatra.
Old School House Square, 212 Main St, Setauket-East Setauket, NY 11733
3. Grumpy Jack's
If you're looking for a fun, casual sports bar with not-your-average bar food, then Grumpy Jack's is your spot! Contrary to the name, everyone working here is super nice and attentive. If you've heard the name Grumpy Jack's before, it was probably after hearing the words, "best wings on Long Island." Seriously, if you're looking for a spot to watch the game, I would recommend having a burger and wings at Grumpy Jack's.
28 Oakland Avenue, Port Jefferson, NY 11777
4. Toast
If you're ever in need of a mimosa and brunch after a long night of studying, look no further than Toast. Toast is a cozy, quirky breakfast and lunch spot in the heart of Port Jeff. They're famous for their unique boho/artist decor, fantastically delightful breakfasts, and beyond satisfying lunches.
242 East Main Street, Port Jefferson, NY 11777
5. Del Fuego
A Tex-Mex bar with more than enough tequila to drown a saloon full of patrons. They know how to do the basics such as nachos, tacos, and quesadillas better than anyone around, along with specialty dishes that make you come back over and over again.
430 N Country Rd, St. James, NY 11780
6. Ruvo East
Tucked away in the Village of Port Jefferson, Ruvo features a diverse menu where everything is very clearly made with a lot of care and thought. Their Prix Fixe menu can definitely help out by giving you the chance to try a few courses for a set price, just so you can experience the craftsmanship of Ruvo's chefs. The ambiance is rustic and comfortable, yet upscale at the same time. If you can afford to go to Ruvo, I would recommend doing so ASAP.
105 Wynn Ln, Port Jefferson, NY 11777
Menu: http://www.ruvorestaurant.com/cuisine/
7. Se-Port Delicatessen
If you attend Stony Brook University, are planning to go to Stony Brook, considering applying to Stony Brook, or if you have ever even heard of Stony Brook University, I can almost guarantee that you have heard of Se-Port Delicatessen. Se-Port is famous on Long Island for dishing out absolutely monstrous sandwiches that can please any appetite. Their most popular sandwiches include the Gasm, the Boone, and the Queens.
Although they are most famous for their sandwiches, they appeal to all customers by offering açaí bowls, chopped salads, quesadillas, burritos, power bowls, hamburgers, brownies, cookies, and pretty much anything you could be craving.
301 Main St, Setauket-East Setauket, NY 11733
