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Syllabus Week As Told By Parks And Rec

Welcome to syllabus week.

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Syllabus Week As Told By Parks And Rec
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Winter break is sadly over, and all college students are making their way back to school for the semester. Before we have to really get into the grind of the semester, we (thankfully) have a couple of days to get back into the swing of things. Welcome to syllabus week (as told by Parks and Rec).

1. Waking up after sleeping in for a month looks a lot like

2. When you walk into the room and realize your only friend already dropped the class

3. And class starts and the professor asks if you read the syllabus already

4. But you're lucky because they printed a copy for everyone

5. And then they begin to go over the 15 page syllabus

6. They start with saying that texting will "not be tolerated"

7. And then they try to tell you you'll fail for skipping class

8. Then you realize the class is on a 4 point scale

9. And they say there's no eating in the classroom

10. And they try to convince you that you'll love their class

11. "But you'll have to work hard!"

12. And they tell you you'll have reading every night

13. When they finally finish going over the syllabus and you start to pack up to leave but they say class isn't dismissed

14. And you realize the semester has officially begun


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