In case you didn’t know, there’s a major hurricane coming toward the state of Florida. People who are native to Florida may already know how to prepare (not to mention the appropriate level of freaking out to do), but as a New Yorker who moved to Orlando in the middle of the panic surrounding Hurricane Irma. This means that on top of moving into my apartment, and meeting my new roommates, I have to prepare for the worst. Here’s how I’m preparing.
1. Panic because everyone back home is overreacting.
I’m fine. I’m living in Disney housing. They’re going to make sure we’re safe. After all, “Safe D begins with me!”
2. Make a list of things you definitely need.
Yes, water and food are important. It’s also important to be entertained.
3. Panic because the store is absolute chaos.
I don’t even know this store. Why are there so many people? I just want stuff for peanut butter and jelly, and maybe some water.
4. Get creative because the store is sold out of water.
Because you aren't buying traditional water bottles. Or even jugs for that matter.
5. Give up on water, and buy wine instead.
Hurricane prep is stressful okay.
6. Make sure all of your cars have gas.
Try to avoid filling up at the one that for some reason is charging twice as much as all the other gas stations.
7. Try to lighten the mood with hurricane memes.
Pro-tip: Make sure to avoid the panicking friends back home.
8. Fail, panic again because of everyone’s posts that aren’t even going to experience the storm.
Seriously. Stop. If it’s not helpful, don’t share it. Otherwise, you are doing the opposite of helping.
9. Figure out what you can put in a waterproof bag, and what can’t.
If your apartment’s gonna flood, make sure you at least still have some of your stuff.
10. Make plans with your roommates to pass the time.
Movie marathon anyone?
11. Keep your phone charged all the time.
Even if your complex is nice and has underground wires like mine, there’s still a possibility that you’ll lose power, and your family will definitely want to check in on you.
