1. Texting Gloves
Obviously as millennial children, we all love to keep constant communication with our friends through groupme, texting, snapchat, etc. Don't let the freezing weather stop you from being the social butterfly you always wanted to be. Invest in some cheap (or not cheap, hey big spendaaa) texting gloves to keep you relevant this winter.
2. Shoes with traction
Every morning the grounds crew (TG FOR THEM) will plow all the walkways and put down salt; however, it's not always 100% effective AKA there is still lots of ice. Buy some comfy boots, but not Uggs, that can withstand all weather types. Fashion isn't the goal here but if you're really concerned you can ask Han Solo for some tips.
3. Butt pads for when your shoes with traction fail you
Sometimes the shoes meant for ice fail us--be prepared. I recommend buying some form of a Tempurpedic pillow and strapping it manually to your butt. This will help you avoid the unfortunate bruises and scrapes of the worst ice.
4. Body warmers
Layers are key to surviving the winter because as grandmas always say: "You can always take it off but can't put something on!" Sometimes to add the extra warmth if you forget that fourth long sleeve it will help to carry around body warmers for quick heat when you need it.
5. Electric blanket
The heating in college dorms is always tricky. It is either way too cold or way too hot so I recommend a heated blanket to get that perfect goldilocks feel. You control the heat and can take it off whenever you're at maximum warmth capacity.
6. Netflix subscription
The winter can be long and dark so find a show to cheer you up. I have to recommend anything Shonda Rhimes or Disney related.
7. Spare bottle/body of something that will keep you warm
Use your wildest college imagination. Whatever you think keeps you warm can be your go-to. Hot chocolate or bae are always my first choices.
8. Eskimo jacket that goes down to your ankles because exposed skin is the enemy
People might call you a soccer mom. People might think you are crazy. But, those people will be seriously jealous when you aren't miserable on a daily basis and praying for spring.
9. Stockpile of food so you never have to leave your room
The four-minute walk to the dining hall is too much to bear in - 30-degree windchill. Keep some veggies and ramen in your room for the quick dinner when you just can't.
10. A shovel so you can find your car
The plows will inevitably force all of the snow not only in front of your car but also on the top of it, behind the wheels, and in front of the doors. If you want to avoid being totally trapped, buy a decent shovel that can break through the ice monstrosity you'll face on a daily basis.
11. Don't shave your legs
As I mentioned before, layers are everything. By not shaving your legs, you'll maintain nature's best insulator.
Good luck, everyone. Stay warm!
