March 29, 2030
Joe Citizen
131349 Arlington Ct
Hooverville, CA 00000
Dear Joe,
Weeks later, I’m still cleaning space alien dust out of my uniform. It’s hard to believe an unrelated accident happened to bring enemies to earth just after I acquired my powers, but there it is.
Thanks to generous donations from citizens like you, I was able to defeat this latest invasion and provide a great public service. The Hooverville Times reported last week that almost half the buildings destroyed in the battle were already condemned and would have cost thousands of dollars to demolish anyway.
After consulting many concerned citizens and officials, I’ve agreed that it’s time to create a full-fledged hideout. This project will have many benefits, including
- an ideal location to defend our city
- an energy-efficient structure
- private funding to avoid competing with worthy civic projects.
When you invest in this project, you’ll not only save hundreds of dollars in potential tax increases but also direct improve our community. Your money directly goes to the hideout with no contrived “other uses.” Every supercomputer, high-octane car, and overpowered ray gun I use will be responsibly funded.
I’m also providing exclusive tours of the hideout, for citizens who give $200 or more by April 21st. Tours will begin August 1st and include photo shoots and autograph signings.
Together, we’ve maintained an incredible city in recent years. Let’s uphold that legacy by supporting great projects like this one and step toward a great future.
Sincerely,
Captain Unbeatable
P.S. To donate online or see video updates of the hideout’s construction, check out my website, reallyunbeatable.org. You’ll also find a link to support my good friend Ventral-Man’s Kickstarter campaign for a new costume.
