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Sunday As Told By The Kardashians

Stages of a Sunday

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Sunday As Told By The Kardashians

Ugh. Sunday...The dreaded day we all hope never comes. The weekend has come to an end and you are about to face another long week of homework and boredom. Here is a list of exactly what happens to you without fail each and every Sunday.

When your eyes first open Sunday morning.

You roll over in bed and try to remember everything that occurred the night before in your head.

One thing you know for sure is you were killing it on the dance floor.

You are in desperate need of water.

But you also really have to go to the bathroom.

You grab your phone and see the drunk texts... cringe.


You start to scroll through pics on your phone and for some reason you whipped out the peace sign in every photo.

But you still consider gramming anyways...

You text your friends about their whereabouts so you can fully discuss the details of what happened last night.

You are all in need of food, and you debate for way too long on where you should go.

Once you are all together you begin to tell each other all of the hilarious things that happened.


And the not so hilarious things...

The gossip begins: "She did what?"

"...I did what..."

"And then she bitched her out!"

Your friend kissed that boy she has been wanting to.

At least one friend says: "I'm never drinking again."

You know you have homework to do, but you are hardcore avoiding it.

You're just too tired and lazy to do anything so after breakfast you just get back in bed... for the whole day.


Sunday scares hit and you can't believe the weekend is already over.

At the end of the day you're regretting decisions made last night, but Khloe K knows whats up:

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