The end of the semester is always a time of mixed feelings. We’re so close to getting a much needed break, but there’s a road block in the way that we need to get around first. And that road block is final exams.
If you’re anything like me, you are a pro-procrastinator (ha). That’s probably why you clicked on this article – to avoid studying and put off your misery as long as possible. There’s actually a lot of things I think we would all do to get out of final exams. Here’s a list of 50 of them:
1. Explode
2. Get hit a bus
3. Develop short term memory loss
4. Relive the entire 2016 presidential election
5. Get one hour of sleep each night
6. Become a zombie
7. Shake hands with Edward Scissorhands
8. Forget how to read
9. Lock my keys in my car
10. Clean my room
11. Crack my phone screen
12. Fall out a window
13. Pepper spray myself
14. Forget to wear pants in public
15. Use up all my data before the month ends
16. Break a fingernail
17. Eat a rock
18. Lose a 100+ day Snapchat streak
19. Get stranded on a deserted island
20. Sleep through midnight on January 31st
21. Immediately forget the name of the person I just met right after they introduced themselves
22. Go skydiving without a parachute
23. Check my bank account
24. Be the subject of the next viral meme
25. Implode
26. Go swimming with sharks
27. Forget to do laundry for three months
28. Fall down a long flight of hardwood stairs
29. Only eat food that's covered in hot sauce
30. Cut my hair like it was in middle school
31. Accidentally move while doing the Mannequin Challenge
32. Burn a batch of cookies
33. Walk onto an ice-covered lake when suddenly the ice breaks and I fall through
34. Wear cargo shorts
35. Marathon horror movies all night
36. Forget about a daylight savings time change
37. Get Rickrolled
38. Get electrocuted
39. Have my grocery bags fall apart while I’m carrying them
40. Drive on the highway during a blizzard
41. Buy something only to have it go on sale the next day
42. Give up chocolate
43. Accidentally choke myself with a choker
44. Forget to buy family and friends Christmas presents
45. Clog the shower drain
46. Get punched in the face
47. Discover the moon landing was fake
48. Live in Antarctica
49. Get beat with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire
50. Read this list of fifty things I would rather do than take finals while not studying for finals
This time of year is tough for all of us – so, naturally, if you want to procrastinate even more, take a look at this inspirational video. You got this!
