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13 Thoughts Students Are Sick Of Having In Their School's Infirmary

Has anyone ever ACTUALLY received decent treatment from a school's infirmary?

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13 Thoughts Students Are Sick Of Having In Their School's Infirmary
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We've all been there, you're sick and feel like you can't go on.

You don't want to, but you know you have no other option aside from going to your school's run down infirmary.

Here are 13 thoughts you, as a student, are sick of having when you go to the school's infirmary.

1. I don’t know what an STD smells like, but I know I’m smelling it now.


2. Are STDs airborne?


3. Do people actually take these condoms they lay out? *As you grab a handful*


4. Lady, I’m just here for a sore throat, quit trying to make me get an X-ray.


5. What do you mean you think I have a brain tumor? It’s just a sore throat


6. I wonder if these people actually have medical training

7. You are all sitting around drinking coffee meanwhile half the student body is dying in your waiting room.

8. The wait time really shouldn't be over an hour.

9. What’s wrong with this school?


10. Okay, but why won’t you take my insurance?


11. I wonder how many people come in here on a daily basis and actually receive the correct treatment?


12. Where's my lollipop? Why don’t you people give out lollipops? My doctor at home does.


13. I am never coming back here.


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