1. I wonder if there's anything new on Netflix? It's only, what, like 6? I can study later tonight and then go to bed. HEY IS THAT "NEW GIRL?"
2. OK, it's only 9 p.m.! I can watch two episodes of "Grey's" or four episodes of "Friends" and still get to bed on time. Or maybe one movie. Or two episodes of "Gilmore Girls" or...
3. Alright, it's 11 p.m. I should probably go to bed but I'm not tired and -- wait -- is that? HOLY GUACAMOLE IS THAT ANOTHER SEASON OF "AMERICAN HORROR STORY?!" I can stand another hour.
4. Oh man, it's 2 a.m. I seriously have to get up tomorrow...BUT THEY JUST RELEASED A NEW SEASON OF "GREY'S." OK seriously. Time for self control. ONE episode and then I'll be good. It's not even real so there's no reason to get caught up in it.
5. WAIT. STOP. PAUSE. I HAVEN'T STUDIED. DO NOT STAY CALM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL *checks time* *4:30 a.m.* *feels a tinge of anxiety coupled with a fear of failure* OK well maybe I can just get something done and then I'll go to bed. Might as well just keep this playing in the background.
6. *Alarm goes off at 7 a.m.* *pauses Netflix* *looks over at phone in the floor lying on top of the homework that was never done and is now due in an hour* You know, I could've been doing something worse. *clicks resume*
7. *Gets to class* "Good morning class! Hope you're all ready to take the quiz!"

























