1. You always need your mom
Let's be real -- you would not be able to survive without your mom. And you've probably looked like this little girl more then you want to admit. Mommy is always needed, and it sucks that she cannot be there all the time. "Hey mom, yeah can you please just come drive up and hug me and make my bed? Thanks."
2. You're constantly confused about life decisions
Do I do my homework or watch Netflix? Am I really going to make it out of college alive? Should I get up and make dinner or take a nap? I'm still confused. *Calling mom*
3. Naps are your best friend, AKA you need them
As a sleepless college student, there are not many times when you are able to lie down and rest. Naps are essential to any schedule so you plan your day around it if you can. And sometimes, you get really cranky if you can't have one.
4. You just can't seem to "adult"
I have to take out my own trash? Water my own grass? Clean my own dishes? Wipe my own butt? *Calling mom*
5. You are so upset when you can't get what you want
Whether it's fighting for no Friday classes on registration day or grabbing the last good slice of pizza in the dining hall, if things don't go your way, you're looking like the first little girl we mentioned. #BringOnTheMeltdowns
6. You are still so confused about the culture of dating and relationships
Let's face it -- relationships and dating suck in college. You're confused as to how this hook up culture even came about, and people who are together annoy you. #Cooties
7. You're always hungry, like, all the time
Little kids are always looking for snacks, and honestly, so are you. Your stomach is a never ending black hole. If only you had mom to constantly buy you snacks.
8. You get super excited about the smallest amount of bills
We're broke...almost every weekend...so, every single and five dollar helps. Remember when grandma would give you money for trying new foods or being well behaved? Same feeling.
9. Life is tough...way too tough to handle
How many times have you said this phrase in a day? "I hate my life! I'm done!" or, my personally favorite, "I'm quitting school!"
10. But when it comes down to it, you just want to have fun and party
Let's go back to being a kid, where fun time is all the time. Let's avoid all responsibilities and pretend like we are 5 years old again. But, I guess we will settle with over done cover charges at bars and dance floors that are crowded with sweaty people.
#ForeverAKidAtHeart