1. Jeans.

We've all been there -- trying on jeans in American Eagle only to find that you need to size up from your natural size because the jeans are made too fit someone who wasn't blessed with a bubble butt. This tends to initiating a mini meltdown for us in the dressing room. Then comes the problem of they fit your ass really nice, but what is that awkward gap at the back?

2. You can't go anywhere without getting stares from guys.

Please stop eye raping me. Its creepy and just not cool.

3. Being called "thick."

I cannot express this enough -- "Thick" is not a pretty word, therefore I don't take it as a compliment. Compliments that are nice: "beautiful," "cute," "gorgeous." Not everything has to be sexual.

4. Dresses.

When you put on a dress and it fits perfectly up top...then you reach the booty and you realize your ass needs a whole other dress size. So you forfeit looking good up top so your bottom can be clothed.

5. Sitting -- especially in desks.

Any time you sit your butt immediately overflows the chair your in. Your knees hit the desks because of your extra assets.

6. Daisy Dukes are not your friend.

Unless you enjoy having your cheeks hang out. You do you girl.

7. "Baby Got Back" basically radiates off of your bod.

Yeah, yeah. You like my big butt. You don't need to sing it.

8. Sitting in chairs with other people can be difficult.

Gotta have room for the twins down low.

9. Worst of all, no one understands your struggle.

Yes, I know you SAY you would love to have an ass like mine, but trust me, you don't. Because you wouldn't be able to handle it.

Girls, not everyone can pull off a big booty. So if you have it, flaunt it. Because lets be real, it makes you that much closer to being Beyonce.