Ever wondered what Stars Hollow would be like if it took place at Hogwarts? Well good news! I appointed myself Sorting Hat for a day and sorted some of our favorite characters into their Hogwarts house!
According to Pottermore, Hufflepuffs value hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.
Lane
Loyal to Rory, patient with the band (to the best of her ability), and hard working.
Sookie and Jackson
Jackson values loyalty so much that when Rory wanted to make the biggest pizza ever, he was offended she didn't come to him for the vegetables.
Pottermore says that Ravenclaws prize wit, learning, and wisdom.
Rory
This seems obvious as Rory loves learning, has her mother's wit, and values her grandfather's wisdom.
Paris
A classic stress-aholic when it comes to school, Paris has the wit and wisdom of a true Ravenclaw.
Jess
Witty, smart, and bonus, charming. Jess is Ravenclaw through and through.
Yes, even Stars Hallow has some. Slytherins are said to be proud, ambitious and cunning, resourceful, shrewd, and determined.
Logan
A sort of Draco Malfoy if you will.
Emily
Mrs. Emily GIlmore fits the definition of Slytherin to a T. She is cunning, determined, and resourceful.
Taylor
Loves his town to a fault, that fault is he has to get his way. A typical determined Syltherin.
Michel
If you can't decide for yourself why he's a Slytherin then you should rewatch Gilmore Girls. (Or just rewatch it anyways since it's awesome.)
Brave, courageous, chivalrous, daring, bold, determined. Stars Hollow has a few of these.
Lorelai and Luke
Luke, the ever chivalrous and courageous man. Lorelai, the bold and determined to get her way.
Mrs. Kim
She is the definition of a Gryffindor.
Richard
A brilliantly wise man who loves to learn and will defend his family at all costs.
Honorable mentions
Dean, poor boy never got his letter.
Christopher: Hufflepuff, but dropped out after a few years as a revolt against authority. Typical, right?
Doyle: Hufflepuff.
Kirk: Hufflepuff.