Everybody knows when you enter a Starbucks and get in line you ask yourself, "Will I get something different this time?" but in reality, you get your same order to a tee. I know I personally judge a person when I hear their Starbucks order, but then again mine isn't so special. What someone orders really tells a lot about them as a person. Here's my version of what your Starbucks order says about you.
1.Vanilla Iced Coffee
You like coffee, or so you think. You usually go with your friends to Starbucks and they order black coffee but you're not there yet so you get one vanilla iced. Let's be honest a vanilla iced coffee is really 20% coffee and the rest of it is milk, sugar, and ice. You like to keep it simple and you know it.
2. Green Tea
You are a healthy eater who loves natural and organic items. You like Starbucks, but not for their coffee. In your mind you know you could make your own green tea at home for much cheaper, yet you keep going back to Starbucks. When they ask you if you want it sweetened you pause but eventually say no because who needs the calories.
3. Hot Chocolate
Why are you even going to Starbucks? Yes, your friends go and you want to be included but you don't drink coffee or tea. You're that odd friend out who wants to be with the group but doesn't really like Starbucks. When the barista calls your name and order you look around tentatively seeing if anyone is judging you.
4. Black Coffee
You are hardcore, my friend. The ultimate coffee connoisseur. You drink about 2-3 cups of the stuff a day to stay alive. You justify your coffee habit by googling the benefits and hoping they're true. All your friends say you have a problem but what do they know. In your world coffee IS life.
5. Frappuccino (of any variety)
You don't drink coffee. A frappe is basically your starter drink. It's the drink you get before you either really get into coffee or decide you don't like it and move on. If you don't like Starbucks, but your friends are doing this is what you get instead of your usual Dunkin Donuts iced coffee. Essentially you're drinking blended sugar, milk, and flavor, with a small dash of coffee.
6. Caramel Macchiato
I hope you know you're just getting a vanilla latte with caramel drizzle. You're also paying a dollar more, so you must really be committed to this drink. You're really just in it for the caramel flavor. This is a basic, I don't know what I want, order. Whenever you're with someone who doesn't know what they want or has never been to Starbucks most people recommend this drink.
7. London Fog Latte with 2 pumps of sugar-free vanilla syrup, one shot of espresso, and skim milk.
One word...EXTRA. You're really just getting tea with milk. If you're that worried about the calories, just don't get Starbucks. The baristas secretly possibly openly hate you as a person. You cause them grief and pain deep down, this is why your name is always spelled wrong. Don't get me wrong, do you, if extra is your middle name own it.
P.S. I get a venti strawberry green tea infusion :)
