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The Stages Of Going Out For Dinner, As Told By Elaine Benes

From the pure excitement to the unbearable wait, Elaine Benes knows how you feel.

The Stages Of Going Out For Dinner, As Told By Elaine Benes

Nothing beats getting a couple of good friends together and treating yourself to some good food. We all go through the many stages of being out to eat, from the initial excitement to the final, hopefully extremely satisfying, full feeling at the end of the meal, and everything in between. These are some of those ranging emotions best described by "Seinfeld"'s one and only Elaine Benes.

When you get your group together and everyone's excited to go out to eat:

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You get there and you're having the best time catching up with old friends:

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You even try to flirt with the waiter for free drinks, but it doesn't work:

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Then someone you know walks in and you're forced to make small talk:

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But as you start to get a little hangry, things begin to go south:

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Suddenly the dinner conversation isn't as interesting anymore:

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As the table next to you gets their food, you start to lose hope:

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After the excruciating wait, your food FINALLY arrives and you couldn't be happier:

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But your friends better not ask you for a "small bite":

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Or try to restart the conversation while you're eating, because you're not having any of that:

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The waiter will come back and ask if you're enjoying your food:

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And he'll give you the opportunity to take home leftovers, and even though you're stuffed, you'll take it:

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Then the bill comes and your happiness is momentarily paused:

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But overall it was a great night out with the squad and you're satisfied:

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Until you get home and end up doing this:

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