Spring is finally in the air! The frat stars have emerged onto their lawns, darty season is bumpin', and there are tanks on tanks on tanks galore. This also means it's time for some spring cleaning. To help you out, I've created a list of clutter to clear out for the fresh season.
1. Your old iTunes library.
If you haven't moved on to Spotify yet, it's probably time for you to clear out your old music on your phone or laptop. You know exactly which songs I'm talking about: those high school throw backs that you always skip. Please get rid of “In the Ayer," “Lipgloss," and “Evacuate the Dancefloor" to make room for musical classics like “Trap Queen."
2. Freshman year homework assignments.
Neither you nor anybody else wants to read your Business 101 essay about ethics in the workplace. Ever. Delete it.
3. Your car.
Last time I opened my glovebox I found Kit-Kats, a CD from 2012, and a broken auxiliary cord. Don't be a slob, clean out all that stuff you've thrown around your backseat and refused to move all winter. You don't need your ice scraper anymore, so rejoice!
4. Text messages from 2014.
It's 2015. Get with it. You're not going to reread those messages, no matter how sentimental of a person you might be. Take screenshots if you're really attached, but please free up that space.
5. Your ex you keep Snapchatting.
Who wants to view their ex's snap story of random blurry pics with their new “bae"?? NOT YOU. Delete them off Snapchat, unfollow them on Instagram, and hide them off your timeline. You don't need to be posting pictures of yourself to make them jealous, and it's unhealthy to keep stalking their pics. Do this for yourself, it'll be worth it immediately.
6. Clothes that don't fit.
Tight pants are not a healthy motivation to work out. Don't punish yourself for not fitting into them and decide to squeeze in anyway, treat yourself to some new pieces that make you feel good about yourself. ~Because you're worth it~
7. Social media *extras*.
It's time to get rid of those old Facebook friends from high school that you occasionally creep through to make you feel better/worse about yourself. While you're at it, really decide if following Jen Selter on Instagram is really the best thing to get you motivated to work out while you're sitting on your phone during class.
8. The sock with no mate.
It's been a year, dude. It's not coming back for your other foot. Let leftie go.
Hopefully with these few spring cleaning tips you'll be able to remove some unnecessary clutter from your life. Remember, cleaning out last years clutter will finally make space for next years clutter! Now go darty!
