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Spongebob Explains My College Experience So Far

I'm ready for college! I'm ready for college!

Taylor Savannah Sutton
Apr 18, 2016
Otterbein University
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Spongebob Explains My College Experience So Far
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Are you ready, kids? (Aye-aye, Captain!) I can't hear you! (Aye-aye, Captain!) OOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Who lives in dorm room far from their homes? College Students! Stressed out and and dirt poor and dying are we! College Students! If living in debt is something you fear! College Students! Then pack all your bags and get out of here! College Students! College Students, College Students, College Student! Col-oh-ledge Students!!!!!

1. Thinking That You're Super Cool as a College Kid When Really You're Just...Not...

You are a freshman, calm yourself...

2. Working Out in College Like...

3. When the Stress of Actually Passing Catches Up With You

Surprise, you need to actually put in effort to make it through all 4+ years of college.

4. When You Get Any Points on a Really Hard Exam!

You studied, you failed, but you still got some points! Good enough!

5. When You Realize You're Only Half Way Through Your Homework

6. Waking Up at 8am Like...

7. Pulling That Tenth All-nighter Like...

The paper doesn't have to be good! As long as it's done!

8. When You See Food for the First Time in Days

9. When You Sleep for the First Time in Weeks

10. Ignoring Your Responsibilities Like...

11. Trying to be an Adult Like...

To be honest, I'm surprised I got this far...

12. Pretending You Have Enough Talent to Actually Make It

13. Dealing With Other People Like...

14. Debating Whether or Not You Could Actually Survive College...

15. Pretending Everything is Just Fine...

If I ignore my problems, maybe they'll go away!

16. Trying to Make New Friends Like...

17. Trying to Find Motivation to Finish What You Started...

18. Dealing With Personal Problems Like...

19. Sitting in a Class That Has No Benefit to Your Major...

20. When Someone Says College is Easy!

Go ahead and try it, prove me wrong!

College in a Nutshell?



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