Disclaimer: For those of you living under a technological rock who don't have a clue what Bitmoji is, it's basically emojis on steroids. Rated one of Google's Best Apps of 2014, Bitmoji provides you with the ability to proclaim your emotions using a mere image, just like you can with emojis, but through a customized avatar with a few sassy captions and pop culture references here and there.
Another disclaimer: Everybody's recruitment experience is different. I am in no way trivializing the process, because as torturous as it was at the time, it ends up working out for the best for the most part.
Registering for recruitment.
Shopping for the perfect pref dress.
Dieting to fit into the pref dress you just bought.
Going through the obligatory grooming: manicure, eyebrow waxing, haircut, etc.
Attending the pre-recruitment meeting that teaches PNMs what being in a sorority is really about.
Waking up at the actual crack of dawn in hopes of making it to Round One by the uncomfortably early hour of 8 A.M.
Anxiously waiting, crammed so tight in the living room of each house, that you can barely breathe.
Forgetting the girl's name who is rushing you, literally four seconds after she introduces herself.
Having to walk up three flights of stairs during the house tour and being 100 percent out of breath, and immediately regretting not going to the gym more frequently.
Looking at your schedule and realizing you have 10 minutes to walk in heels to a house on the complete other side of the Graham Cracker.
Telling someone your major and hometown for the seventh time that day.
Ranking.
Getting back to your dorm and changing into sweatpants after a solid ten hours of uninterrupted girl flirting.
Getting cut from the house whose Tumblr you stalked every single day leading up to recruitment.
Waking up on bid day.
Being surrounded by mass quantities of overwhelmingly excited strangers jumping up and down.
Realizing the house you ended up at was obviously the perfect fit for you all along.
