I came across this video and began to wonder what I would want anyone who was interested in dating me to know about me. Not that I’m avidly looking for anyone at the moment, nor do I even have the time to invest in a relationship right now, but to all my future boyfriend(s), I wish you the best of luck.

Hopefully, we both come out unscathed and alive.

1. I’m still a kid at heart.

Specifically, one who loves to swing.

2. I have a serious case of RBF.

I’m kind of self-conscious about it because obviously, no one wants to come off as a scary bitch for no reason, but when I’m working or just really deep in thought, the RBF takes over. If I look like I might want to kill someone, I probably don’t. But in some cases, I might. Perhaps it’s in your best interest that you tread with caution.

3. I absolutely hate drying the dishes.

I do not mind washing them or putting them away once they are dried, but I simply cannot reason with the idea of deliberately drying the dishes off of the dish rack when air can simply fulfill that role for me. So, either you deal with a Tetris of dishes piled beside the sink, or you can dry them, and I will gladly put them away.

4. Don’t fight my battles for me.

Believe it or not, there’s quite a bit of fight in me. However, I do expect you to have my back.

5. I am extremely competitive.

Whether it’s playing a board game or in real life, I strive to win. And I will do everything in my power to win. Except cheat, of course.

6. You may oftentimes find me in a room with the lights on, the TV blaring and me, sleeping soundlessly.

Do not worry about my surroundings, I am probably having the best sleep of my life. But the second you fall asleep, and if you’re a snorer, start snoring, I will wake up and poke you until you stop. Because even though I may be able to sleep through almost anything, I cannot stand the sound of snoring. Side note, when I am tired, I tend to snore. And you’re in luck because I am tired a lot.

7. Some days I am going to want to be alone.

As much as we may enjoy each other’s company, I am not going to lie, at times, I may feel like you are suffocating me. And I genuinely mean it when I say it is not you, it’s me. I need my alone time. People tend to be surprised by this especially given my outgoing personality, but I value doing things alone. Please don’t be offended and no, I am not mad at you. I just need to be alone.

8. Cheat on me, and you’re dead to me.

No excuses. Definitely no second chances. You’re out.

9. My family means a lot to me, so you have to get along with my family and my family has to like you.

It’s not that I do not trust my own intuition, but the thing is, my family probably knows me better than I know myself. So, if they happen to think that you are not good for me or you guys do not get along, well then, there is going to be a problem.

10. I’m a Gemini, so I may or may not have already changed my mind on half of these.

If I haven’t, I probably will.