As sylly week comes to an end, I think we all have our fair share of some regrets and bad decisions made throughout this week. Here are some thoughts that may have come to you this week.

1. "I told myself I would get it together this semester." If you have missed class every day this week, no worries, you can still get that A (or B) you deserve. Next week is a fresh start and those 9 a.m.'s are waiting to be conquered. 

2. "My feet are still aching from wearing heels every night." Ouch. We all know that feeling. Jeffrey Campbells were not made to be abused every night on the mile walk to Fratland, ladies. 

3. "I ordered Pokey's, again, last night. I think I have a problem." Pokey's is necessary, sometimes. We've all been there. Next weekend will involve some restraint.

4. "I need to stop aggressively screaming IDFWU whenever it comes on." Look, we all know your ex was a huge butt hole, but just take it down one notch. 

5. "My fracket is in the best spot. I am definitely not going to lose it, tonight." Well, the good news is that you hid your fracket so well that drunk you cannot seem to remember where you put it. A, for effort.

6. "I already broke my NYE resolution of not hooking up with my last semester hookup." Walks of shame on Tuesday mornings are completely normal, right? "Ugh, why did I give in to him last night? He looked so cute."

7. "I swear I will wake up for my 8 a.m. tomorrow." We all know you are not going to make it. 

8. "My Snapchat story is so good, tonight!" No, it's annoying. We all know your friends are your "baes" and that you're consuming alcohol. Do less.