In life there are people who just seem to get it. These people can see life for what it's really worth and take this knowledge with stride.

Mindy Kaling is one of these people.

Not only is she a proud feminist, star of her own TV show, and writer for "The Office," but she also gives some of the best advice you'll ever hear.

If you don't know who Mindy Kaling is, then it is time to get educated. Here are 26 times Mindy Kaling has spoken pure genius and stolen our hearts with wisdom.

1. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."

2. "Just because I like to eat meatballs does not mean I'm made of meatballs."

3. "Just feed me sour straws, please."

4. "You know what would cheer you up? McDonalds."

5. "Let's go talk to the DJ and see if he'll tell us the Wi-Fi password to this place."

6. "It is so weird being my own role model."

7. "I have the right to life, liberty, and chicken wings."

8. "I eat cereal out of wine glasses."

9. "And when your love story ends, all you can do is cry, listen to sad music, and drink wine that you bought from a gas station."

10. "I figure if I'm gonna be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess."

11. "I'm adorable. I look like Keira Knightly running errands."

12. "One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about."

13. "You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face—who will love them now?"

14. "Sometimes you just have to put on lip-gloss and pretend to be psyched."

15. "I simply regard romantic comedies as a sub-genre of sci-fi, in which the world they're created in has different rules than my regular human world."

16. "There has ceased to be a difference between my awake clothes and my asleep clothes."

17. "If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying goodbye."

18. "No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out."

19. "I would like to be friends with Beyoncé Knowles."

20. "For heaven's sake, if you don't know someone's name, just pretend you do."

21. "Take care of revenge the right away. Push, shove, scratch that person while they're still within arm's reach. Don't let them get away! Who knows when you'll get this opportunity again?"

22. "I'm pretty happy with the way I look, so long as I don't break a beach chair."

23. "I love diet soda; when I drink juice or regular soda it makes my blood sugar spike and I act like a cracked out Rachael Ray, but without the helpful household tips."

24. "True love is singing karaoke 'Under Pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part."

25. "When you think a girl looks pretty, say it."

26. "I'm only marginally qualified to be giving advice at all. My body mass index is certainly not ideal, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars because I never have cash on me, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section."

Well there you have it folks, 26 reasons to reevaluate your life and start to question why you aren't as witty as Mindy Kaling. Don't worry, it's normal. We all can't be superstar humans with golden wit and a degree from Dartmouth...or can we?

Snaps for you Mindy, snaps for you.