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The Six Types of Personalities on Valentines Day

Lindsay Lush
Feb 10, 2015
University of Kentucky
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The Six Types of Personalities on Valentines Day

If you're like most humans, you have strong opinions about the day of love. Whether you believe it's a scheme cooked up by the candy industry, or you think it's the best thing that happened to the US since Instagram, the following list covers the spectrum end to end of each personality on V-Day.

The Jealous Skeptic

          

I literally hate this holiday... like even if I had a boyfriend I would totally puke if he wanted to celebrate Valentine's Day. I'm totally not bitter at all that I am single.

The Single, Hopeless Romantic

They really thought this would be the year to spend Valentine's Day with someone. Instead they will watch a movie marathon of romantic tearjerkers and drown their sorrows in candy.

The Girl We Love to Hate

She actually has a good boyfriend who buys her flowers, takes her on a date and swoons her for the entire day... and she doesn't even rub it in our faces. #RUDE

The Good Friend

The bestie who has all the potential of number 3, but chooses to stay home with all of her single roomies, binge on Cookies n' Cream ice cream and watch hours of romantic comedies, because she would never leave them alone on this sensitive day.

The Talker

This is your friend who just started talking to a new guy and says they're, "just gonna watch a movie later". This translates to, "he didn't ask me to go on a date but I still want some V-Day lovin', so I'll see you tomorrow."

Me

Wait what is today? Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize it was a holiday because I'm up to my eyeballs in school work, intern work, a job, trying to get skinny for SB2K15 in 30 days, attempting to get 3 hours of sleep a night, all while trying to maintain some remnant of a social life...

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