Alright ladies, it’s that time of year again and guess what…you’re single. Another Valentine’s Day another depressing day filled with jealously and hatred for all couples. What should you do this year? Well I am here to tell you that first you should log off Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc., put your big girl panties on and go out with your other single depressed girlfriends. You never know, you might meet Prince Charming who is also alone on this day.
Start off like this:
- 1. Log off of social media
- 2. Call your mom and wish her and your dad a wonderful day (while crying)
- 3. Start a group text with all of your single friends and plan your day
- 4. Go eat a heart shaped pancake
- 5. Buy yourself a bag of chocolates and eat them all. I’m serious.
- 6. Don’t forget to pre-order your ticket for Fifty Shades of Grey.
- 7. Buy a box (or two) of Kleenex’s because you’ll need them.
- 8. Whatever you do, do not text your ex.
- 9. Put on your favorite pajamas and watch every Nicholas Sparks movie.
- 10. If you’re 21, enjoy a bottle of wine. You deserve it.
Even though you might hate this holiday, make it the best it can be. Girls from all over feel the same way you do.
"Now that's open heart surgery."
