Signs You're The Fez Of Your Friend Group
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Signs You're The Fez Of Your Friend Group

I said good day!

 Kelly Martinez
Jul 18, 2016
Cal Poly State University San Luis Obispo
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Signs You're The Fez Of Your Friend Group
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“My name is Fez. I love candy. Whore. Good day! I said good day!”

Nerdy. Hilarious. Sexy. A little awkward. Fez is the secret weapon of the greatest sitcom ever: "That '70s Show" (sorry, "Friends," you were a close second). Every friend group has a Fez -- someone to laugh with (or occasionally at), to baby, to sit in the circle with. The question is: are you the Fez of your friends? You may not be a foreign exchange student, a snitch, or eat M&Ms off the floor, but you might be more like him than you think.

1. You're a tad needy

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2. You're brutally honest

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... but you usually mean well.

3. You take everything literally

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... and you're big on loopholes.

4. You're basically, like, 5 years old

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... and you're pretty much considered the baby of the group.

5. You really shouldn't be trusted with alcohol

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... for your own good.

6. You're proud of who you are

... and you make sure everyone knows it.

7. You're secretly very wise

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... kind of.

8. You really don't give a damn

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... and you don't care who knows it.

9. Sometimes, you just need to be told to shut up

... we still love you, we promise.

10. You're too sassy for your own good

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... burn!

11. You're one of a kind... and a valuable member of the circle


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