I’d never been a big fan of wine. In fact, I hated it. But, then junior year rolled around, and the people I was living with introduced me to a different type of drunk, the wine-drunk… the best drunk. Here are the signs that you are addicted to wine:
At first it tasted bitter and gross, and now it’s your favorite taste.
You have wine with dinner.
You have wine with dessert.
You have wine with TV.
You pregame with wine.
You always have a box/bottle of wine in your house.
You bring the wine to the party.
You regularly host wine nights.
Thank you wine for always being there.