All of your friends know that you are the Kourtney of the group and always send you Kourt quotes. You relate to a Kardashians more than you ever thought you would, but in the sea of crazy, Kourtney is a sarcastic buoy to hold onto. Kourtney lives life to the fullest and never lets slob-kabobs get in her way, and, really we should all live that way. Here are 11 signs that you truly are Kourt:
1. You are a little too blunt.
When you are annoyed or tired or just done talking to people for the day, you are not afraid to tell them. Some people think you’re rude, but really, you just say what everyone else is thinking.
2. You don’t respond to emotions very well.
Emotions just aren’t your thing, so when someone is crying, you’re not really sure what to do.
3. YOLO is your motto.
You do exactly what you want and do not let anyone hold you back. Your needs come first and you don’t let anyone tell you what to do. You have fun whenever you can and live life to the fullest.
4. You call people out on their bullshit.
You’re not afraid to tell your friends, or really anyone, when they are annoying.
5. You are very confident.
You know that you are a badass b*tch and you really don’t care what other people think. You know what you deserve and you don’t settle for less (see ya, Scott).
6. You support your friends.
You do whatever makes you happy, and you think your friends should do the same. You might make fun of them for their passions, but you’ll always be their number one fan.
7. You find most people annoying.
Sometimes their presence is just too much. You really don’t understand why people aren’t as put-together as you.
8. You always keep your cool.
Your lack of emotions makes it possible for you to handle things calmly and rationally, without pointless tears getting in your way.
9. Some people don’t get your humor.
You are extremely sarcastic and sometimes people don’t understand you, but when you are with the Khloes in the world, all is right.
10. Your side-eye and eye rolls are unstoppable.
When you’re annoyed with someone, your eyes say it all, and they instantly know to back off.
11. You don’t need other people to be happy.
You don’t have a ton of friends, just a few really good ones, because absolutely everyone else is annoying. You are extremely independent and wouldn’t have it any other way.
