You know the movie scene. The one where boy and girl are, oh, so randomly assigned lab partners and basically fall in love and live happily ever after.

Well, I don't know about you but I got my lab partner by awkwardly searching the room with my eyes until someone else doing the same thing happened to be looking at me when I was looking at them. So, not romantic in the slightest.

What I'm getting at here is how in the heck are you supposed to find a real-life boyfriend in college? And by real-life I mean not on Tinder, and not while sloppy drunk.

I mean, if we happen to be drunk when we meet that's cool, but sober is probably best.

I walk by boys on campus all day long, and I mean that exactly as I say it. We walk past each other, most likely avoiding eye contact and that's where our interactions end.

There's never any stops for random small talk or boys coming up to me professing their love, and it's starting to get really annoying.

As a junior in college at 20-years-old, I'm starting to become a little worried. Where are these bold, movie-type guys who approach girls out of the blue and become the most amazing aspect of their lives?

I'm starting to understand that they just aren't real, and finding a boyfriend is something I'll have to take into my own hands. UGH.

So, if you have a boyfriend and have any advice for one lonely Tess that'd be great, and for anyone else, I can be easily contacted through comments on this article (please).