19 Thoughts We All Have In The Shower
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19 Thoughts We All Have In The Shower

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19 Thoughts We All Have In The Shower

Showers are for relaxation as they are a time when you are away from the busy campus, from the words printed on your textbook, from the surrounding drama in your dorm room. Showers are a time for yourself, but as you clean yourself, your mind wonders and can lead to some interesting questions.

1. "What is soap?"

Please, someone tell me.

2. "We pay for our suffering."

Two words: college tuition.

3. "Do people masturbate in the shower?"

There is nothing wrong with it! Just curious...

4. "I'm balding... this is it."

Apparently, girls can lose a maximum of 150 strands of hair per day.

5. "How long have I been in here for... have I become a prune yet?"

Time flies by when you're having fun.

6. "Was that a noise? A shadow? Hello?"

This is how I die.

7. "What if an alien is watching me right now?"

Just, what if?

8. "I'm hungry."

If you're like me, you're always hungry.

9. "Do ants sing songs when they carry objects for their ant homes?

I really hope they do.

10. "Who am I?"

No one knows who they are at all times! Remind yourself of your passions, your goals, your friends, your family. Think of what makes your truly happy.

11. "Bloooooddd!"

The very first time I cut myself while shaving, I thought I would never stop bleeding. I swear, sometimes you NEVER stop bleeding... it just keeps on coming!

12. "Am I killing bacteria?"

How much of the bad bacteria are killed from showers, if any?

13. "AHHHH.... hot, hot, hot... cold, cold, cold!"

I HATE when this happens.

14. "How many germs are on this razor?"

Just think about how many germs are on your razor at this moment.

15. "Switch this song right now!"

"Oh, rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun." - Joe Raposo, Sesame Street

16. "Deodorant remnants will be the death of me."

Am I the only one who struggles with getting rid of the day's deodorant from my armpits? I have to scrub as if my life depends on it! I need a scrub as large as the one displayed in this GIF!

17. "I should not have said that."

My thoughts anytime I ponder a past conversation I had...

18. "Does he love me?"

Love is stressful. Even a shower doesn't help.

19. "I have so much to do."

Remember to appreciate your shower-time wisely! Forget about all of life's stressors, at least for the time being.

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