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19 Thoughts We All Have In The Shower

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Jennifer Kustanovich

Dec 27, 2017

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Showers are for relaxation as they are a time when you are away from the busy campus, from the words printed on your textbook, from the surrounding drama in your dorm room. Showers are a time for yourself, but as you clean yourself, your mind wonders and can lead to some interesting questions.

1. "What is soap?"

Please, someone tell me.

2. "We pay for our suffering."

Two words: college tuition.

3. "Do people masturbate in the shower?"

There is nothing wrong with it! Just curious...

4. "I'm balding... this is it."

Apparently, girls can lose a maximum of 150 strands of hair per day.

5. "How long have I been in here for... have I become a prune yet?"

Time flies by when you're having fun.

6. "Was that a noise? A shadow? Hello?"

This is how I die.

7. "What if an alien is watching me right now?"

Just, what if?

8. "I'm hungry."

If you're like me, you're always hungry.

9. "Do ants sing songs when they carry objects for their ant homes?

I really hope they do.

10. "Who am I?"

No one knows who they are at all times! Remind yourself of your passions, your goals, your friends, your family. Think of what makes your truly happy.

11. "Bloooooddd!"

The very first time I cut myself while shaving, I thought I would never stop bleeding. I swear, sometimes you NEVER stop bleeding... it just keeps on coming!

12. "Am I killing bacteria?"

How much of the bad bacteria are killed from showers, if any?

13. "AHHHH.... hot, hot, hot... cold, cold, cold!"

I HATE when this happens.

14. "How many germs are on this razor?"

Just think about how many germs are on your razor at this moment.

15. "Switch this song right now!"

"Oh, rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun." - Joe Raposo, Sesame Street

16. "Deodorant remnants will be the death of me."

Am I the only one who struggles with getting rid of the day's deodorant from my armpits? I have to scrub as if my life depends on it! I need a scrub as large as the one displayed in this GIF!

17. "I should not have said that."

My thoughts anytime I ponder a past conversation I had...

18. "Does he love me?"

Love is stressful. Even a shower doesn't help.

19. "I have so much to do."

Remember to appreciate your shower-time wisely! Forget about all of life's stressors, at least for the time being.

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19 Thoughts We All Have In The Shower

Where did that blood come from?

1. "What is soap?"

2. "We pay for our suffering."

3. "Do people masturbate in the shower?"

4. "I'm balding... this is it."

5. "How long have I been in here for... have I become a prune yet?"

6. "Was that a noise? A shadow? Hello?"

7. "What if an alien is watching me right now?"

8. "I'm hungry."

9. "Do ants sing songs when they carry objects for their ant homes?

10. "Who am I?"

11. "Bloooooddd!"

12. "Am I killing bacteria?"

13. "AHHHH.... hot, hot, hot... cold, cold, cold!"

14. "How many germs are on this razor?"

15. "Switch this song right now!"

16. "Deodorant remnants will be the death of me."

17. "I should not have said that."

18. "Does he love me?"

19. "I have so much to do."

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

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