Shout Out To My Ex

This is a shout out to my EX,

Just wanted to stop by and say thank you. Yes I know this might sound odd but I do have a lot to thank you for. So get comfy my friend, you are about to have a lot of material to reflect on.

Thank you for cheating on me. When you cheated on my I discovered my self worth. No guy was ever worthy of my love, time, or emotions who decided my heart was a toy. By you cheating on me I discovered how no guy is to ever treat a girl he 'loves.' I hope she was worth it in the end.

Since we are talking about the ways you DON'T treat a girl, how about lying? By you lying to me I developed serious trust issues but don't you worry, I stopped believing you after the 5th time or so. I'll give it to you, you pulled it over on me at first but boy did I catch on to your games. By the way, you SUCKED at them bro.

Thank you for calling me stupid, for telling me I would never find anyone better than you and for always making me feel small. I hope you can see now that none of that worked. It made me strong. It made me the woman I am today. You never got to me dude, you just made yourself look like a dumbass.

Contrary to what you always believed, I found the perfect guy and you weren't it. He is everything you never were and probably would never be. He makes me feel worthy, like a queen. He loves me for me...flaws & all. He put a ring on it and said 'I do' to forever.

So thank you. Thank you for leading me straight to him. Thank you for showing me all the wrongs in love so I can now experience all things right.

In the words of the great British girl group Little Mix, "here's to my ex, hey, look at me now, well, I
I'm all the way up, I swear you'll never, you'll never bring me down."

Good luck bro, you're going to need it.