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9 Things Every Guy You Know Is Obsessed With But Has ZERO Interest In Letting Go Of, Bet

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9 Things Every Guy You Know Is Obsessed With But Has ZERO Interest In Letting Go Of, Bet

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1. Rick And Morty

Rick And Morty

As promised, the first subject of my rant is Rick and Morty. I don't find one lick of humor in this gross show. Have you ever heard of "Critically Acclaimed" shows? Give 'em a whirl, boys.

2. Fortnite

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None of you ever even get 1st place anyway, and THAT'S the tea on that, sis.

3. Not updating their Instagrams for 3 years at a time

We can't show our mom's a picture of you from freshman year of college when you were in the middle of hazing and forgot to wash your clothes for an entire semester. Have some respect for aesthetics.

4. Saying "bet" in instances where it doesn't make any sense

This one is just a huge question mark. What is the dictionary definition of "bet" in white boy language? I don't even think they know to be completely honest with you.

5. Watching videos on their phones at maximum volume

Are you partially deaf? Are you drowning me out? What is going on? YOU'RE BURSTING MY EAR DRUMS.

6. Pretending they're good at every single sport

We know that you're not. Everyone has their niche. Stop pretending you have world's sickest lay-up skills when your greatest athletic accomplishment was Little League.

7. Wearing shorts when it is really cold outside

We can see your goose bumps! Put pants on! Why do they do this? Why?!

8. Pretending they're not mama's boys when 90% of the time, they are

We all love our mama's, guys. You don't need to pretend that you don't. We actually find it endearing. Are any of you listening? Forget it.

9. Wearing one pair of tennis shoes exclusively until they buy another pair that look exactly the same

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We all have a favorite pair of shoes, but they take it to a whole new level. Nike will never go out of business. You've made it abundantly clear.

Don't get me wrong, we all love the men in our lives, whether they be our brother, boyfriends, or besties. Sometimes, we just have to call you out on your quirks to show you who's boss around here.

You can go back to your game now.

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9 Things Every Guy You Know Is Obsessed With But Has ZERO Interest In Letting Go Of, Bet

Do they just do it to annoy us?

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1. Rick And Morty

2. Fortnite

3. Not updating their Instagrams for 3 years at a time

4. Saying "bet" in instances where it doesn't make any sense

5. Watching videos on their phones at maximum volume

6. Pretending they're good at every single sport

7. Wearing shorts when it is really cold outside

8. Pretending they're not mama's boys when 90% of the time, they are

9. Wearing one pair of tennis shoes exclusively until they buy another pair that look exactly the same

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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