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Sh*t Girls Say: University of Arizona Edition

Lauren Ikenn
Jun 22, 2015
University of Arizona
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Sh*t Girls Say: University of Arizona Edition
  1. Are you wearing high-wasted shorts to the pool party, or just your bathing suit?
  2. Will you go to the Rec with me tomorrow if I eat a Highland burrito tonight?
  3. Let’s go to hot yoga this weekend and sweat out all of the alcohol we've consumed.
  4. Do you want to tan at an apartment complex or go to the Rec pool?
  5. We need to get in the "I'm Shmacked" video this year!
  6. Is it formal chapter this week?
  7. Brother Dean called me a slut on the mall again today.
  8. Which color Brandy Melville shorts are you wearing today? I don’t want to match.
  9. Oh my god, you can’t wear flats to the bars…
  10. This year I will go on at least one Vegas weekender!
  11. What frat are you going to first tonight?
  12. Did you get a wristband for AEPI’s foam party?
  13. Oh my god look how pretty the sunset looks! I need to take an Instagram!
  14. Will someone help me cut my tailgating shirt?
  15. You’re going to Gentle Bens this Tuesday right?
  16. I swear I’m going to stop eating carbs; I need to lose 10 pounds before pool party season.
  17. Wanna roadtrip to Disneyland this weekend?
  18. We need to buy Coachella tickets this year!
  19. I can’t walk to campus.. It’s too hot and my makeup will run.
  20. I need new clothes for tonight. Let's go shopping on University.
  21. Let's wear gym clothes to class today so people think that we’re athletic.
  22. I need someone to get me that new **insert frat name here** rush shirt!
  23. I’ve earned all my shack shirts, there’s no way I’m giving any of them back.
  24. Have you booked your spring break trip to Cabo yet?
  25. Drinking all of those AMFs last night was a huge mistake...
  26. Lets start our beer cards at Frogs!
  27. I really miss Sauce...
  28. I’m so over all of these frat guys.
  29. U of A is definitely not where you come to find your husband.
  30. My mom keeps telling me I look slutty in all of my Facebook pictures.. I keep trying to explain that’s how all the girls dress here.

Long live Zona, the school where the only thing hotter than the weather are the students. Bear down bitches!

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