7 Of The Best Dad Jokes I Have Heard Recently

7 Of The Best Dad Jokes I Have Heard Recently

because we all need a good laugh at a dumb joke sometimes!
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Recently I have been hearing and telling a lot of bad jokes. I don't know why everyone around me, including myself, has felt the need to tell dad jokes, but I am definitely enjoying it.

I have been laughing so much that I felt the need to share these with others and brighten someone's day.So I hope you laugh at these jokes, or at least do the thing where you blow air out of your nose when you find something mildly funny.

1. What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know its a werewolf?

An unawarewolf!

2. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired!

3. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

4. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

5. Why did the tomato turn bright red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

6. Why are cats bad story tellers?

Because they only have one tail!


7. Why didn't the Jack-O-Lantern cross the road?

Shout out to the last trick-or-treater that came to my house and decided this was better than "Trick or Treat". I gave her so much candy for making me laugh.

Because it has no guts!

Cover Image Credit: Hannah Monk

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Must-See Movies For Your Summer

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