As the new semester gets closer and closer, you're probably starting to think about how it's going to go. As most of you may remember, our good friend Zack Morris was the king of his school and was always the most comical person in the room. So why not have him describe how our semester is *most likely* going to play out.
Moving back to campus and seeing all your friends you haven't seen in a month.

Having a professor who is a huge fan of get-to-know-you ice-breaking exercises.

Going to your class the first week and seeing there's a huge assignment due on Friday morning at 12:00 am.

Like, come on man we JUST got back cut us a little bit of slack!
Preparing to pull your first all-nighter of the semester.

Highlighters, check! Post-it Notes, check! 3 cups of Starbucks Coffee, Check, Check, Check!

I got it done, I DESERVE that pat on the back
Heading out for your first weekend back.

Hair and makeup done, sparkly outfit on. First weekend back is a GO.
Rolling into class every week after the first in leggings and a baggy sweatshirt.

If they can't handle us at our worst, they don't deserve us at our best.
Getting through the first week and having more and more assignments.

You're on a roll, you're getting shit done all of your assignments are turned in... except that one you accidentally forgot about.

We'll do better next time.
Everything seems to be going great again and then your friends remind you...midterms are next week.

I guess I should order that $279 book.. and pay for fast shipping.
And then finally, spring break rolls around.

A time of relaxin, being selfish and rockin' and a-rollin' with our friends...hopefully somewhere on a beach.
Coming back from break and having a slight identity crisis because you can't remember the version of you that knows how to do things like... go to class or study.

You might need a good pep talk.
Not having time to go grocery shopping so you live off of that bag of potatoes your mom bought you 3 months ago.

And at some point, we will all have that mid-semester breakdown and feel the sudden need to buy a pet because we miss our ones from home.

But wait.. there's only two weeks until finals??!!! TIME OUT.

I need a little wiggle room to get my $h*t together.
Finals week in a nutshell.

Then finding out you may have failed the final, but you still passed the class.

And now it's time for a straight up selfish summer, bye bye classes and all-nighters, I'm on a cruise ship for one.




















