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The First Semester Of College Described By Parks and Recreation

“I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.” - Andy Dwyer

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1. You're professors took everything you thought you knew about the world and completely crushed it

2. The suite mates take showers at 2am EVERY DAMN NIGHT

3. There is no way to see what you have in a class... at least until the semester is already over

4. You have to tell your friends that you all are leaving an hour earlier than you actually are

5. "What are you involved in?"

6. Don't bother bringing your whole closet to college. You only wear your friends clothes anyways.

7. When you haven't seen your friends in 4 hours

8. You're probably the worst dancer at the party but have absolutely no shame

9. Three papers, two tests, and a debate all in one week!!

10. There is always that one drunk friend that you have to switch off looking after

11. It only takes five minutes to walk to class, but you drive anyways

12. Sometimes the dining hall has just plain bad days. Actually, all the time.

13. You never cried in high school, but college made you an emotional wreck

14. Looks like you lost your key card...again

15. When you unintentionally start a fight in your political science class

16. You have already found your future bridesmaids

17. Writing five page papers in an hour is becoming the norm

18. When administration emails you about free food on campus...

19. Barely studied, but you still aced the test

20. You're so close with your friend group that privacy ceases to exist


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