After months and months of waiting, the Walking Dead is finally back. And let me tell you, it has forever changed my life and there is no going back. For many years now I have been avid Walking Dead fan and it has become a weekly tradition for me and my roommate. Walking Dead has put me through every emotion imaginable but tonight's episode was different. I have never been filled with such anxiety while watching a show and I have never screamed in horror. So I have decided to write a play by play of the emotions my roommate and I went through while watching our beloved show.
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD. DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MOST RECENT EPISODE.
You've been warned.
1. I'm so excited! I've been waiting so long to finally see what happens!
2. Oh, my god, someone's going to die, oh my god, oh my god, I'm not ready. I can't handle someone dying. I love everyone.
3. Ugh, I hate Negan. He's just so dang cool for an evil character. That leather jacket, though.
4. You hear that Negan? Rick is going to kill you maybe not today or tomorrow but he's going to do it.
5. Right-hand man?!? Which one of them is the right-hand man? Who did Negan kill? Gosh darn it! Who is it?
6.What are you planning on doing with Rick's axe, Negan?
7. Where are you taking Rick? Let him go you monster!!
8. Who's dead body is that? Oh god, I'm not ready.
9. Rick, don't try and fight Negan.
10. Rick, stop, stop, leave the axe alone. He's tricking you. Negan has a fricken bat with barbwire on it. You can't fight that. Play it cool man.
11.Dang it Rick, what did I tell you?
12. Okay for real, though, who's dead? Stop playing with my emotion.
13. Flashback?! Stop doing this to me and just tell me already.
14. No one owns Rick, Negan. Not even you can truly defeat the Ricktatorship.
15. Why did you throw the axe? Was that truly necessary? You jerk.
16. #PrayforRick
17. You don't have a choice, Rick, go get the damn axe.
18. So. Many. Walkers. My anxiety can't take it.
19. Stop with the flashbacks!
20. Great, Rick's got the axe, now what?
21. How cheerful, a hanging Walker.
22. Rick, Rick, don't give up on me yet! I need you to be strong.
23. Shut up, Negan. Shut your dirty mouth.
24. Think about what? What happened?
25. Oh god, it's going to happen. Who's it going to be? I'm still not ready.
26. Eenie Meenie Minie Moe? Why? Why put me through this agony?
27. JUST DO IT ALREADY.
28. My heart is racing and I can't breathe.
29. Please, not Glenn or Daryl.
30. Abraham? Seriously? I waited six months for him to die? I'm sad but I mean, he's not one of the originals.
31.That wasn't so bad.
32. RIP Abe
33. Alright Negan, we get it. He's dead already.
34. Stop talking to your bat likes it's human that weird.
35. Leave Rosita alone.
36. Daryl, no, no, no,no, no,no, IDIOT.
37. You've ruined everything, Daryl.
38. Daryl, you can't die. We need you.
39. Don't let Daryl die by his own bow and arrow. That's cruel.
40. Okay, relax a minute. We might be okay.
41. WRONG, I AM SO WRONG.
42. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
43. Why Glenn? My sweet, sweet Glenn.
44. "Maggie I'll find you?" *sobs*
45. Take him out of his misery already.
46. If Glenn and Maggie can't make it, no one can.
47. Vampire Bat? Are you joking Negan? Not funny.
48. Yes Negan, that joke was bad.
49.Jumping onto the hanging Walker? That's pretty cool I guess.
50. Come on Rick. You can do it. Do it for the group. They need you.
51. How did they manage to get the camper out so easily? They were completely stuck.
52. Don't call Rick a prick, Negan. You'll regret it.
53. Why are you cleaning the axe so thoroughly for Rick? Is this a trick?
54. Yes, give Rick another chance.
55. Negan, why you do this?
56. LEAVE CARL OUT OF THIS. HE JUST LOST HIS EYE.
57. Stand strong Carl, don't show fear to Negan.
58. Oh heck no, you did not just throw Carl's hat on the ground.
59. Wat are you doing with that marker?
60. NO.
61. Don't make Rick do this. Negan you're sick.
62. I'm crying. I can't watch Rick do this to Carl.
63. Just do it, Rick.
64. My heart. I'm dying.
65. Oh, thank god. Carl get's to keep his arm for another day.
66. Is productive the best way to describe today?
67. Everything is changed and I'll never recover.
68. Let go of Daryl!
69. Where's Carol to save the day?
70. Wow, how thoughtful for leaving a truck. Thanks, Negan.
71. Oh no, poor Maggie.
72. Glenn's gone and my heart will not recover.
73. Maggie,they can't fight Negan, not yet.
74. Please don't blame yourself, Maggie.
75. They're not leaving you, Maggie.
76. Wow, Rosita and Sasha bonding over Abe. How nice.
77. Let them help you, Maggie.
78. He's they're family too. Oh, my heart. I can't.
79. I'm done. I can't watch this show anymore.
80. Walking Dead why do you do this to me? Don't show me what could have been.
81. Yep I'm done.
82. Wow, I can't wait until next week!.
